Fr-Dr-Prankenstein

1. What's your name?

Jana

The most intellectual individual you will ever meet and may I add BEAUTIFUL inside & out. Smart, sexy, sophisticated, STELLAR and hella out of this world. Her mind is beyond the stars. She can out think you at any given moment. Some people think she's crazy, dangerous, powerful and straight up WEIRD. But she's just a JANA.

Like I said. 

2. How old are you?

As old as good Whisky!

Whisky or Scotch, or Uisge Beatha in Gaelic, is a type of distilled beverage from fermented grain mash. Different grains are used for different varieties, including barley, rye, corn cum wheat. Whisky’s aged in wooden casks, made generally of white oak. The distillate must age for at least three years and one day in Scotland to be called Scotch whisky, although most single malts are offered at a minimum of eight years of age. Scotch whisky is divided into five distinct categories: single malt, blended malt , blended Scotch whisky, blended grain Scotch whisky, and single grain Scotch whisky. Plain caramel colouring may be added. That is the greatest liquor I have ever drunk so far! I cannot imagine what the world would be without whisky.

3. Who is one of your friends?

Cowgirl

n. a sexual position (aka cowgirl position) in which the woman sits astride the man.

Yeah! She would like that much.

4. What should You be doing?

Learn!

To learn is to acquire knowledge of a chosen area of study. IT IS NOT TO TEACH SOMEONE SOMETHING! The learner is taught not learned.

Yeah! Sure.....

5. What's your favorite color?

Purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

OMG! 

6. What's your birthplace?

Hessen (Germany)

Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D.

Give it to me Baby!

7. What month were you born in?

May

May is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away

Ahhhhhh now I understand!

8. Who is the last person you talked to?

My Husband

Someone who has your back when you need it, but knows when to get the hell out of your way when he has to. Useful for fixing things, keeping you warm, and that fuzzy soft happy feeling that he usually creates.

9. What is one of your nicknames?

Well, I have a lot of nicks, but none of them is defined, but Lana. It is not really a nickname, but my best friend called me that, when he wants to cully me.

sweet, melodious, soft voice, sensuous, caring, sultry, loyal friend and protective mother, smoldering hottie under the angelic appearance, a lady in every way, intelligent, educated and a fine specimen of womanhood who is peace loving and will work to make things right in the world, a true lover of all people who also makes a good teacher, nurse or healer. She is a born leader but humble about it, and will always encourage you to do your best. She has high standards and loves her men to be intelligent, kind, responsible and healthy. Once you have her heart, she will do anything for you. Once you betray her, she will forgive you but never trust you again. She is a good hearted woman, but not a fool.

I like that!

...by and by

RULES:
1. You must post these rules.
2. Each person must post 11 things about themselves.
3. You must choose 11 people to tag. Put their icon on your journal! - No way -
4. Go to their page and tell him/her that you tagged them :3
5. No tag backs!

So let's start!!!

1.   I was in Iron Man 3 a few minuites ago and I love it! Awwwww great movie! You must watch it in OV.
2.   I am supporter from Sea Shepherd Conservation Society and it is very important for me.
3.   I like to drive fast and I love my car and Camaros especially as well.
4.   I admire people whom can tell good stories.
5.   I can speak sarcastical fluently. Very proud of this difficult foreign language.
6.   Don't like people with ignorant attitude and people who have no spine. Though everybody has a spine, most people are still spineless.
7.   I am afraid of fox. Yeah! Keep on laughing.
8.   I love to cook and bake.
9.   Books, it is all about books. I love to read and vanish into other worlds and minds.
10. Nature is my thing. We live on a great planet and I love to be in the "wild" and study herbs and collect
    mushrooms and all that freaky greenie stuff.
11. I am a huge fan of good steel. I like all my knives and blades....sharp.

I tag the following people:
No one. It sucks.

Wenn ich nicht ich wäre...

... sondern
… ein Monat: Mai
… ein Wochentag: Montag
… eine Tageszeit: Morgens früh
… ein Planet: Jupiter
… ein Meerestier: ein Seewolf
… ein Tier: eine Katze
… eine Richtung: vorwärts
… eine Zahl: 787
… ein Kleidungsstück: eine Jeans
… ein Schmuckstück:  ein Ring
… eine Kosmetik: Lippenpflege
… eine Blume oder eine Pflanze: Wegwarte
… eine Flüssigkeit: Wasser
… ein Baum: eine Buche
… ein Vogel: eine Krähe
… ein Möbelstück: ein Spiegelschrank
… ein Wetter:  stürmisch
… ein mythisches Wesen: ein Einhorn
… eine Farbe: gelb oder lila
… ein Element: Erde
… ein Auto: ein Shelby GT
… ein Lied: All for one
… eine berühmte Filmfigur: Watson in weiblicher Form
… ein Film: Helden aus der zweiten Reihe
… ein Körperteil: Augen
… ein Schulfach: Geschichte
… ein Gegenstand:  ein Messer
… ein Wort: treu
… ein Körpergefühl: Sehnsucht
… ein Getränk: Apfel Feige Tee
… eine Eissorte: Vanille
… ein Märchen: der verzauberte Baum
… eine Stadt: Vancouver